@beabzz_
i did karate at 5 years old it was really nice having a feeling of equality with you and the older people, it was about your skill level not your age
@hanarinnie
that skeleton one, it would be the best pun comeback for sans
@fishtheflowerchomper
the last one is the best, literally best moments of your life, just laughing and having fun :3
@s4dg
"i think my vertebrae just turned into vertabros; they're a little closer now" -Jester after a hard landing
@DailyReds.365
The last will always make you happy no matter what and what's even better is that the next day you'll still find it funny!
@pedroq9339
That "you, I like you" is literally me finding the next person I'll text every single day for a month until settling for a normal friendship
@christiankight7170
The first one ngl id feel like a kid again for maybe just a second
@dull_entertainer2857
Last one happened today. I wasn’t even making a sound, just softly wheezing occasionally while barely getting any air. It was hilarious
@elsiesmith9212
“Someone is at your front door” Let him in. He’s cold. It’s cold outside. Let him in.
@andrewjones6057
The first one is how I think we should be treating and seeing kids. They deserve as much respect as anyone else. Because they are anyone else. There are people. There are people with their own thoughts feelings and opinions. A lot of people don't treat them that way. As a former child anyone who respected me just as much as anyone else is someone who I really appreciated and try to stick around with.
@CloverField83
My sister's dog is an angry old man in a 4 year old body and hates everyone, even growling at my nephews when they try to pick him up for a cuddle or something when he's in a bad mood. The only two people he'll cuddle with when he's in that mood are my sister and me. You best believe I flex that on the rest of the family.
@w1th3rh3r3xd
The last one reminded me of when I randomly said "Walrus" in an insanely weird way and my friend and I started DYING and we kept saying walrus and other random things over and over again and neither of us could breathe It was a beautiful display of pure chaos
@TrippZuber-v7m
I have the book the “signature look of superiority” comes from
@Frogman-k5y
Please open the door its cold out here
@thatguy_96797
The skeleton one omg sooo cute 😭😭
@YourTypicalAuthor
Someone is at your frontdoor The frog: hi you promised me crickets. Where r they i haven't received them
@NovaStar347
The last one- so true tho. Like, you’re laughing and even just saying “ WHAT!? “ makes it funnier oh good lord I almost died the other day
@linon57
THE TRAM IS EVERYTHING 🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡🚡
@nam3lessm0nster
Last one is so relatable
@sumdude-named-lemon