Germans: "You were killed" Russians: "Sadly yes..." "BUT WE LIVE!"
“Army literally too mad to die”
"First to die is gay" Me and my homies :
Random soldier: "Sir i think we all dying" Captain: "then there's no reason to retreat, ATTACK!!!!"
“Hard to beat someone who doesn’t know how to quit.” ~ Mike Tyson
"Sir, i think we are dying." "Then it's an even fight."
Bro imagine the Russian's were screaming like cod zombies 💀
“Oh hell nah” ~Sun Tzu
“Believe me Vladimir, Nikolai just got up, cough up his liver and ran into the Germans.”
gas everywhere "Colonel permission to die, sir!" "Permission not granted, go charge the germans!" "Scary or not scary, sir!" "Foaming at the mouth scary, now get out there!"
Commander:"Whoever die first is gay" The soldiers:
Russians be like, "I will defend this fort until my final breath and then some."
US: Do or die Russia: Die but do
the russians are the embodiment of "I DID NOT GET PERMISSION TO DIE"
"Sir we pranked them." "Excellent! They are probably scared!"
Russian soldier: *loses a leg * Also russian soldier: "Tis but a scratch"
the german's were playing call of duty zombies in real life💀
The Germans thinking they killed them all : The round 1 music plays ☠️
We should tell more war stories to keep the stories of our grandparents alive
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