“Army literally too mad to die”
"Sir, i think we are dying." "Then it's an even fight."
"First to die is gay" Me and my homies :
“Hard to beat someone who doesn’t know how to quit.” ~ Mike Tyson
“Oh hell nah” ~Sun Tzu
Random soldier: "Sir i think we all dying" Captain: "then there's no reason to retreat, ATTACK!!!!"
Commander:"Whoever die first is gay" The soldiers:
US: Do or die Russia: Die but do
Russian soldier: *loses a leg * Also russian soldier: "Tis but a scratch"
Germans: "You were killed" Russians: "Sadly yes..." "BUT WE LIVE!"
Bro imagine the Russian's were screaming like cod zombies 💀
“Believe me Vladimir, Nikolai just got up, cough up his liver and ran into the Germans.”
“Remember, son, dying is gay.” ”Yes, father…”
the russians are the embodiment of "I DID NOT GET PERMISSION TO DIE"
We should tell more war stories to keep the stories of our grandparents alive
gas everywhere "Colonel permission to die, sir!" "Permission not granted, go charge the germans!" "Scary or not scary, sir!" "Foaming at the mouth scary, now get out there!"
Russians be like, "I will defend this fort until my final breath and then some."
the german's were playing call of duty zombies in real life💀
"Sir we pranked them." "Excellent! They are probably scared!"
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