@FloridianMenace2013

Fun fact: the vacuum broom was actually already invented by a YouTuber who makes tons of unnecessary inventions prior to the current one on amazon

@DrDoge-xq3nu

People are going to use the “face” vibrator for the wrong purposes 💀

@sparklepuff9330

ahh yes, a vacuum for when I spill 3 cheerios and nothing else. And don't get too close to the touchless vacuum in the middle of the night with the lights off.

@galahad695

oh, right, the wand, the vibrating wand.
the vibrating wand specifically designed to clean your face.
the vibrating wand.
gotcha covered.

@belwilliams8037

Sees vibrating face wand
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@charlottebarham7722

ok the automatic card dealer is pretty sick to be honest, now we just need an automatic shuffler

@awoostan

I don’t think the vibrating wand is meant for just the face… 💀

@space2723

Broom vacuum is useful for that one line of dust after sweeping

@smartfortwo451

A camera pen? Oh! Boy! That would be dangerous!

@djgdgjfhjcjgfgichkcigf

The switch bot would be amazing for people running away from monsters in their basement since 2005.





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@JusticeShepard

I want the switch bot thing

@christopherketlo8807

Hears vibrate, goes straight to comments

@zarakhersonsky6889

The vacuum broom was actually invented by Unnecessary Inventions

@williamcartmill984

Yes vibrating wand

@emoji_page

How about a device that turns paper currency into digital money? It would accept the paper currency and then digitize it onto your bank account after first reducing the paper money to ash.

@techpriestemily

That lighter is called a plasma lighter, and they're great.

@uwuowo8081

The windproof lighter is just a fancy looking arc lighter. Nothing fancy, it's literally just a repurposed taser with a lower power.

@JW129

I know people be thinking about different ways to use that vibrating wand💀💀

@SlimothyJimothy621

Imma need that face cleaning thing

@ndknight

Good opening, that's essentially what you're doing if you buy pretty much any of these.  Although the bubble machine looks like fun for kid parties in the summer.