@tigerfalco

"Is she more important than your girlfriend, of 4 years? What does she have that I don't?"
Me: Sanity

@Crimson-Tex

Her: "Why did you have to go and meet up with her?"

Me: "She's my therapist, I mean, I live with you. I'm bound to need it sooner or later."

@adherentostrich7629

this dude forgot the milk and cookies smh

@imadeanaccountforagerestri6492

When her bio says "not like other girls never clingy"

@icantthinkofagoodname.3983

Yeah I thought this said "Comforts you" and boi was I sure in for a surprise.

@tsunamigabs

Doctor: what would u do if you could go back to the past?

Me: BuY tHe FUckImg COoKies

@NyanTalesASMR

Okay woah the impression of the bf begging you to stop. That was some next level creepy and I’m kinda living for it. I can’t even do Yandere this well. I must up my game.

@Snikt-Go-Time

Man all this for some chips ahoy?

@scarymeunster9095

She Attacc
She attacc
She attacc
She A T T A C C
S h e A T T A C C
But most importantly
She want her snacc

@fronk_alt

For all of you people thinking of doing asmr. Yandere is the best option because we are all degenerates and it's the most popular RP. The more you know

@JohnDoe-lg4ld

We need more hardcore yandere content like this. Good stuff

@thedrunkencoffeeman3554

Oh... I....I.....I think we're not gonna make it though this one chief... God have mercy on us

@hadthat3404

i am sorry, i ate all the milk and cookies on the way

@coopscoop8698

Man shouldn’t have forgotten the milk and cookies

@RadiantJo

In the words of Jontron.
IM SCARED IM MOVING ON!!!

@Comrade_does_stuff

Her: you forgot the milk and cookies!
Me: you told me to go to the soup store
Her: I told you to be home at 5 :30 and its-
Me: its 5: 32. And I can smell psychos from amile away jumps out the window cya!

@NyanTalesASMR

Me when he doesn’t answer my text after 2.5 seconds from me sending it... 😬

@Chimeratech_O.D.

"All" their legs, but a human has two, so why - Oh...

But yeah, most Yandere are in "just talk/smack some sense into them" area, this one is "Tie to a table with a cage of rats above the chest" for sure.

@nerd_world8919

It’s one thing to be late it’s another thing to forget to the milk and cookies

@BloodGriffan

I didnt forget the cookies I just kept staring at them and didnt know what to pick