@kicker19539

His friends: “payback’s a bitch”

Him: ”how many times do I have to teach you this lesson?!?!”

@sorazen8637

His "friends" : Kills his dog

Him: "Some people just want to see the world burn"

@The_Horizon

enlist your viewers to fight in the war

@9999malaria

I love how at the beginning, he has 10 god apples just chillin' in his hotbar.

@jibbipong3276

His friends: Killed his dog, and griefed his base
Him: Now where did that bring you? Back to me

@gamerbrian5982

Friends: Killed his dog and destroyed his base
Him: “In case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap”

@po22etj3s_

They: grief his base.

AJ: “in case you haven’t noticed you’ve fallen right into my trap.”

@sole6300

"The Opportunity To Defeat The Enemy Is Provided By The Enemy" 
- Sun tzu, Art of war.

@kaiyon__9622

Gosh he is like Reverse Flash, his goals are beyond their understanding

@JediPlays0309

All this for a dog...

😭😭😭 true dedication

@sneakysnail6363

"To get revenge, requires a great sacrifice."
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War

@TheMayanGuy

Him: see TNT in their enemies base chests
Also him: DON'T MIND IF I DO

@blockbreaker8839

This guy: Loses potential thousands of wither skulls
“Oh no! Anyway”



Xenivern

@mrmr_zoomie

“But it was all apart of the plan.”
I was gonna say, an idiot shows their enemy their next move.
A genius makes their enemy the next move.

@rc9188

“Friends”: Griefs base 
Kills dog 
Aj: * ultra instinct music*
His friends: scurry away like cowards

@Kristibek

Technoblade be like: I raised that boy

@TimeBucks

He's not actually showing his base so his enemies can't find it

@senseiyeet6797

He is so kind and bold that he's still calling them his minecraft friends

@catubz

This is this channel’s quote:

“I am fluent in over 6 million forms of kicking your ass.”

@nonamenoname9322

Plot twist: He destroyed his own base so he could pretend to justify his murder rampage