@lucid3067

New speed run category unlocked. "Pirated game 100% completed no saves"



























(Haha made you look)

@hrodvithit

It is actually so important to have innovations in anti-piracy, because it creates innovations in piracy.

@felivanz

My man is just invoking clever pirates

@gnomesarereal-ajgkwehkfgkefhae

PirateSoftware when PirateVideogames walks in

@jaroldscottwilliams.3rd832

"Within 30 hours, our game was pirated with an achievement attachment."

@Maeve_Rose

"unpiratable" is a very strong phrase. kind of like "unsinkable"

@Silknight

"unpiratable" is a very strong word.

@adalwolf8328

"Unpiratable" just like the Titanic was unsinkable huh?

@MegaBlah07

"Your save file is your steam achievements! You cant pirate it!"
"Great... How do I start a new game?"

@Tisrok

Where there's a will, there's a pirate

@miepic3291

“Guys we made a new cruise liner, it’s unsinkable…”

@L0-F1-GG

Remember that time that company said that they couldn't be hacked and a bunch of hackers proceeded to hack them this reminds me that

@canter1ter

Pros: slightly inconveniences the job of a pirate
Cons: Can only play the game once

@WaningLoon

this is such good bait lol. my man created a massive engagement farm to promote his game

@Ninisty

The one guy who changes the code to not check the achievements and backends it to check something else.

@idoblenderstuffs

What if I wanna play the game twice?
What if I wanna reload a save?
What if my internet is down?
What if steam doesn't log my achievements on time (which it is notorious for)?
What if pirates just think slightly harder and find a workaround?
All you've done is just make the game terrible for actual paying customers.

@solaris9426

Calling a game unpirateable is like calling your ship unsinkable: It is hubris of the highest degree and Murphy will do his damnedest to make an example out of you.

@Gamemaster13000

"My game is unpirateable"
You have alerted the hoard

@BlancOtaku

Finally, an ethical use for Achievements

@Better_Call_Bulba-Saur

The real reason it's not being actively pirated is because it's available and affordable. It's just bad-faith to pirate a game that's priced fairly and ready for purchase.