@suhanipandey4056

I always delete my history. it's not that I search for anything I shouldn't, I'm just paranoid. oh, also, fanfictions

@eli-um2xh

That "Not everything..." scares me

@hannahmeedom7438

Phil is the only person pure enough to show the internet his internet history

@izzy-st6ok

0:16 
Phil: "Not, everything..."

Me: cough cough Dan Howell cough cough

@erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856

MCR breaks up an Phil Lester googles toilets

@marleightoenyes9914

I looked up what dora the explorer's last name is. Its Marquez

@grilche6116

March 22nd, 2013 3 am phil had no idea that in just a few hours mcr would break up

@savethebees2574

Everyone: Phil is so innocent OMG!!
Phil: Looks up how narwhals breed

@_p1xie

on my birthday, philip michael lester went to google and searched 'nose sock'. my life is complete

@jazzg4102

"not errr everything..." lmaooo

@breedwards6456

I think dans history would be to scary to put on YouTube

@Robin-ps9wq

when he mentioned the sock for noses, i instantly thought of "snoses" from pinof8

@mimei

You are the most precious, Phil, ahhh!

@aphysisolson3201

"Not...uuhhh...everything...." No one can honestly say they're not curious about what that was about.

@theresekinirons4731

his Christmas dance is too pure for this world

@chloe330

Not uhhh everything, but the things i feel comfortable sharing with the internet

"sexy male torso"
dan howell torso

@metanoiiia5679

The day MCR broke up Phil was looking up toilets. This probably was the convo between Dan and Phil 

Dan: PHIL PHIL SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED

Phil: WHAT WHAT

Dan: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BROKE UP!

Phil: ....

Dan: Phil what are you doing?

Phil: Looking up toilets...

Dan: GOD DAMMIT PHIL MCR BROKE UP AND YOUR LOOKING UP GOD FOR SAKEN TOILETS! THIS IS TRAGIC! HOW COULD YOU! DAMMIT PHIL!

Phil: ...

Dan: DONT STARE AT ME LIKE THAT. MY LIFE IS OVERRRRRRRR

dan starts to cry

Phil: ummmm I'm just gonna dan is lying on the ground crying and phil grabs his laptop, steps over dan and walks away

@dorianager3594

"sexy male torso" Phillip wat you doin m8

@missmarie3904

"Not everything."

Me: So all the times you've looked up Dan x Phil fanfiction and fan art?

@ghost-yc2yr

"Demon child." 
You searched me up?!