That "Not everything..." scares me
Phil is the only person pure enough to show the internet his internet history
0:16 Phil: "Not, everything..." Me: cough cough Dan Howell cough cough
MCR breaks up an Phil Lester googles toilets
I looked up what dora the explorer's last name is. Its Marquez
March 22nd, 2013 3 am phil had no idea that in just a few hours mcr would break up
Everyone: Phil is so innocent OMG!! Phil: Looks up how narwhals breed
on my birthday, philip michael lester went to google and searched 'nose sock'. my life is complete
"not errr everything..." lmaooo
I think dans history would be to scary to put on YouTube
when he mentioned the sock for noses, i instantly thought of "snoses" from pinof8
You are the most precious, Phil, ahhh!
"Not...uuhhh...everything...." No one can honestly say they're not curious about what that was about.
his Christmas dance is too pure for this world
Not uhhh everything, but the things i feel comfortable sharing with the internet "sexy male torso" dan howell torso
The day MCR broke up Phil was looking up toilets. This probably was the convo between Dan and Phil Dan: PHIL PHIL SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED Phil: WHAT WHAT Dan: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BROKE UP! Phil: .... Dan: Phil what are you doing? Phil: Looking up toilets... Dan: GOD DAMMIT PHIL MCR BROKE UP AND YOUR LOOKING UP GOD FOR SAKEN TOILETS! THIS IS TRAGIC! HOW COULD YOU! DAMMIT PHIL! Phil: ... Dan: DONT STARE AT ME LIKE THAT. MY LIFE IS OVERRRRRRRR dan starts to cry Phil: ummmm I'm just gonna dan is lying on the ground crying and phil grabs his laptop, steps over dan and walks away
"sexy male torso" Phillip wat you doin m8
"Not everything." Me: So all the times you've looked up Dan x Phil fanfiction and fan art?
"Demon child." You searched me up?!
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