@rosePetrichor

I think my favourite part of these jokes is how the directive Rimmer quotes is always quite close in number to the actual one he wants to quote, yet contains ENTIRELY different things. Why are the rules about prisoners of war right next to the rules about parking for the delegation?

@jaysmith2858

That "No chance you metal b-stard" 'Rimmer directive' always makes me laugh. 😂

@djhuckfield

I love that all Rimmer's endless space corps directive quoting in later series stems back to Kryten's one foolish decision to give him a copy of the manual

@teambammotorsport7249

best quote "are you sure you want to go to red alert it does mean changing the bulb"

@phildane7411

It's impressive that space corps directives always 'clearly state'.

I would love: "Space corps directive 31415 ambiguously suggests".

@aoxby8037

What's even funnier is, when you realise there was a chain of events that lead to directives like 1742. To be implemented.

@jeffl.9633

Space Corps Directive 003: "By joining Star Corps each individual tacitly consents to give up his inalienable rights to life, liberty and adequate toilet facilities."

(Presumably the name of the service changed after this directive was established without the directive being updated.)

Edit:
Space Corps Directive 349: "Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights"

The directives I've quoted above come from the Red Dwarf Log No. 1996

@mashpolson1

"34124: No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity" XD

@ThePathStrider

I want more Rimmer Directives.

@McRocket

5:23 - I like this one best.

Thank you, very much for compiling this.
☮

@NebLleb

"I have no intention of catching the hologrammatic equivalent of foaming dog fever."

Arnold Rimmer, 1992

@chrisbetancourt7111

5:30 I swear to God after he says this kryten and rimmer's actors are trying so hard not to laugh

@dwaugh2215

Thanks for this video! It was so hilarious and perhaps we be reminded of space Corp directive 554

@astrocitizen

We need a video showcasing Space Corps Directives vs. the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.

@karenwhitehead2260

I've been a dwarfer since the beginning, episode 1"THE END" I should know these directives off by heart.. But I still love rimmers versions of the red dwarf directives👍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@GoranNewsum

I bet Lister has sniffed that bicycle saddle

@mibeatleman6767

I love that running gag. 😂 ❤

@Lord_Skeptic

Space corp directive 8128: during football season crew members will be placed by what team they support.
Here we are in mortal danger and you want to put Lister somewhere else for supporting Liverpool.

@ETH5626

RIMMER: Kryten what about 7214?

KRYTEN: 7214? 'To preserve morale during long-haul missions, all-male officers above the rank of First Technician must, during panto season, be ready to put on a dress and a pair of false breasts.' Is that really necessary? I mean here we are in mortal danger and you want to be a cross-dresser?

@danielwilliamson6180

5:28  -  The funniest Space Corps directive.