@chrisbeer5685
"One more thing, would be cool to go get some matching jewellery, like rings and wear them like all the time"
@timeconquersall1789
I can't tell if this is laying the ground for a bad relationship or the best relationship
@djvoidkeyz
If only people were this transparent, direct and concise.
@MINImal_John
Remember bros, it's not gaslighting if you're that gullible
@muhammaduqbahahmadtermizi1252
Bro got invited to his own wedding
@kevley26
This is like pickup artistry tactics but for women setting up a serious relationship xD
@82ismi
"This is my roommate and these are our kids."😂
@SpicyPepperon
The happiness on his face when he realizes he doesn’t have to drive to shaboink
@danthewatcher9681
She 5D chessed him into a commitment 😂😂😂
@danielrandom3127
Then she got a friendship ring for him, and she had a massive friendship ceremony and party with both of their families and friend groups coming together to celebrate their friendship. And then they shaboinked and had friendship kids.
@ivanantich440
She’s the definition of “sell anything to anyone” 10/10
@Luinedhel
"And that, kids, is how I met your mother".
@GraceMoments123
She really took, gaslight gate-keep girlboss to the next level 😂 Edit: Thank you so much for the likes 👍 😍💖 (At 3,000 likes I’ll add a joke) Edit: 2 (A Blond Joke) ‼️Disclaimer‼️ I’m blond and this joke is not meant to be offensive to anyone. Just humeros, please do not take offense. A blond girl comes skipping home from school one day and exclames to her mom, “Mommy today at school all the other kids could only count to 5 but I counted all the way to ten! Is it because mom blond mommy?” She responds with, “Yes sweetheart it’s because you’re blond.” The next day she comes skipping home again and she says to her mom, “Mommy! Today at school the other kids could only say to D and I said the alphabet all the way to G! Is it because I’m blond mommy?” Once again the mom replied with, “Yes sweetheart it’s because you’re blond.” For the third day in a row the girl comes skipping home again and she exclaimed to her mom, “Mommy! I noticed I’m so much bigger that all the other kids at gym Mom! Is it because I’m blond mommy?” The mom finally said, “No sweetheart it’s because you’re 45 years old.”
@aldente3868
Sun Tzu would be in awe at her flawless victory.😳
@Liketonystark
The word “SHABOINK” sounds so playful to my ears 😂😂
@colin8578
This literally happened to a coworker of mine. He tried to break up with her, but she convinced him to be F buddies. 4 years of that she lives there with a 1 year old and their engaged.
@Iratevillian
To be fair I ask my partners to tell me if they’re sleeping with others. It’s just a way to make sure you don’t catch anything
@Matt-the-Wise
Reminds me of the manager who has a "roommate" that he's FWB, shares a bed with, splits bills with her, wears a "FWB for life" ring on his finger, and helps her take care of her two kids that look just like him.
@Lil_Romeo999
She fr gaslighted him to commitment😭
@bradleydavis9502