Dude single-handedly relapsed dozens of recovering alcoholics with this video đź’€
If AA had a textbook example of an alcoholic...
"I love seeing a sunrise with a cocktail" meaning hes up at 6 am drinking lmao
When Alcohol does it’s taxes it lists Bert as a dependent
"Ill always keep my body healthy enough"...wonder when he plans to start that part
That speech just turned me into an alcoholic
Before this short, I was a happily married man with 3 kids and a beautiful house and a good job. Now I'm a committed alcoholic, thank you so much bert 🎉🙏
I listen to this every morning for motivation
We all love those moments, just that most of us can’t have them on a Tuesday afternoon like Bert
I have a feeling Bert isn’t waiting around for someone to say “should we do mimosas?” at a brunch.
I came back to this after a few years. What a speach!
This might be the greatest speech I have ever heard in my life
Bert’s continuously waiting for anyone to say “should we have a drink”
The way he romanticizes it is how you know he has a problem.
“ I feel sorry for those who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re gonna feel all day.” - Sinatra
I was an alcoholic. Been clean for 20 months now and ill never go back. Im in the the best shape of my life, im happier, im healthier, and im freer (if thats a word). If you are struggling with alcoholism reach out to your loved ones, they WILL help you to better yourself.
Lol I’m so sorry to any sober people watching this stay strong fellows!
He doesn’t actually love all those things he said. They all had one thing in common, and that is what he really loves.
Not sure if anyone will read this. I got home from the hospital last night because of drinking way too much and beating up my body so bad because of what I put into it. Please take care of yourself and don’t be like Bert. Live long and healthy ❤️
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