@ChezGiven

Years ago, U2 were playing a gig at Glasgow Barrowlands, Bono stopped the music and started to slowly clap. He said ‘every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies’ and a lone distant voice from the back of the venue replied ‘well stop clapping yer feckin hands then’.

@michaelsullivan5548

Bono, saving the environment one private jet flight at a time.

@guygardner8308

Came right to the comments section to find one postive comment about Bono. I scrolled for so long my jamd seized up...and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

@rockerdude86

One percent of his charity actually goes to charity. 1%.

@PaulTheIrishPainter

If I was stuck on a deserted island with Bono and a ham sandwich. I'd eat Bono and talk to the sandwich.

@TPBass1224

Bono is one of the world's most important human beings, and if you don't believe me you can ask him yourself.

@Leyci.

I clicked the video, paused it and just went straight to the comments. The fact we’re doing this as a collective is golden 😂

@luxman9463

U2 and Springsteen should go on a NOBODY GIVES A SHIT TOUR.

@genedonaldson9644

Even the timestamp guy skipped Bono.

@simonkeegan5580

I'm glad I'm not the only person who can't listen to 3 hours of Bongo but can spend an hour reading the comments

@RyanHoguePassiveIncome

Does Bono still work for the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board?

@MissP-w8w

These comments are simply gold. I don't have 3 hours to spare for Bono, so I thank you all for your service to the comment section. 🎉 Carry on!

@JayHoo-m6y

Remember “straight to DVD” movies? These days, we have “straight to comments” podcasts. 👍

@TobychaserTobychaser

skips podcast goes directly to comments....

@woody7625

This dude really is exactly how South Park portrayed him.

@TheFuneralmask

It’s crazy how hypocrite Bono’s ONE Campaign raised almost $15 million in 2008 supposedly to fight poverty and disease in Africa—things like HIV, malaria, and access to clean water—but only about 1% actually went to direct aid. The rest mostly went to staff salaries and admin costs. Bono said it was about “raising awareness.”

@brandenosborne3556

Listening to very rich people talk about starving children knowing the extravagant life style they live is absurd. How can anyone take them seriously this is insane.

@45-CommentDeleted-47

South Park taught us ALL we need to know about Bono.

@briankirwan6958

I only clicked on this to read the comments, the Internet is a truly wonderful thing. Thank you.

@Kamikaze-Hamster

I think I just broke my neck trying to chew my own ears off.