Years ago, U2 were playing a gig at Glasgow Barrowlands, Bono stopped the music and started to slowly clap. He said ‘every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies’ and a lone distant voice from the back of the venue replied ‘well stop clapping yer feckin hands then’.
Remember “straight to DVD” movies? These days, we have “straight to comments” podcasts. 👍
I’m sorry, I had to pause after ten minutes. I tried, I really tried to watch, five minutes of Bono was hard…but ten minutes was absolute torture. Love the comments! Faith in humanity renewed! 😂
I clicked the video, paused it and just went straight to the comments. The fact we’re doing this as a collective is golden 😂
Five minutes in the comments is far better than a 3 hr podcast of Bono.
skips podcast goes directly to comments....
Clicked on this, as I was going for a walk with my dog yesterday, made it to around the 10 min mark... Today I checked the comments, guess it was not just me who felt some kind of way about this guy.
Even the timestamp guy skipped Bono.
Came right to the comments section to find one postive comment about Bono. I scrolled for so long my jamd seized up...and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
Bono is one of the world's most important human beings, and if you don't believe me you can ask him yourself.
I think I just broke my neck trying to chew my own ears off.
I only clicked on this to read the comments, the Internet is a truly wonderful thing. Thank you.
If I was stuck on a deserted island with Bono and a ham sandwich. I'd eat Bono and talk to the sandwich.
Does Bono still work for the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board?
I listen to every JRE episode while I drive for work, I couldn’t make it past 30 minutes before I couldn’t take it anymore and had to pull over to find an old episode to listen to. Now I’m back just to read the comments and I’m not disappointed 😂
I'm glad I'm not the only person who can't listen to 3 hours of Bongo but can spend an hour reading the comments
If Bono sings in a forest and there's no one there to hear him, is he still pretentious?
Bono starts being pretentious 0:00 Bono finished being pretentious 2:59:51
Bono is starting to look like someone's granny who drinks a little too much.
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