@ChezGiven

Years ago, U2 were playing a gig at Glasgow Barrowlands, Bono stopped the music and started to slowly clap. He said ‘every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies’ and a lone distant voice from the back of the venue replied ‘well stop clapping yer feckin hands then’.

@michaelsullivan5548

Bono, saving the environment one private jet flight at a time.

@TPBass1224

Bono is one of the world's most important human beings, and if you don't believe me you can ask him yourself.

@Kamikaze-Hamster

I think I just broke my neck trying to chew my own ears off.

@PaulTheIrishPainter

If I was stuck on a deserted island with Bono and a ham sandwich. I'd eat Bono and talk to the sandwich.

@RyanHoguePassiveIncome

Does Bono still work for the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board?

@guygardner8308

Came right to the comments section to find one postive comment about Bono. I scrolled for so long my jamd seized up...and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

@luxman9463

U2 and Springsteen should go on a NOBODY GIVES A SHIT TOUR.

@TobychaserTobychaser

skips podcast goes directly to comments....

@JayHoo-m6y

Remember “straight to DVD” movies? These days, we have “straight to comments” podcasts. 👍

@Leyci.

I clicked the video, paused it and just went straight to the comments. The fact we’re doing this as a collective is golden 😂

@rockerdude86

One percent of his charity actually goes to charity. 1%.

@simonkeegan5580

I'm glad I'm not the only person who can't listen to 3 hours of Bongo but can spend an hour reading the comments

@strangelee4400

Just remember... we're all in this together. When you're eating the bugs in your pod...bono will eating prime steak on his yacht.

@genedonaldson9644

Even the timestamp guy skipped Bono.

@Casa_de_la_luz

I’m sorry, I had to pause after ten minutes. I tried, I really tried to watch, five minutes of Bono was hard…but ten minutes was absolute torture.  Love the comments! Faith in humanity renewed! 😂

@emceewilliams

Listening to Bono talk for 3 hours?!


I’d rather be waterboarded.

@matthewschiavi7353

Five minutes in the comments is far better than a 3 hr podcast of Bono.

@woody7625

This dude really is exactly how South Park portrayed him.

@lindflake

Clicked on this, as I was going for a walk with my dog yesterday, made it to around the 10 min mark... Today I checked the comments, guess it was not just me who felt some kind of way about this guy.