@S-H-Yster

Aramaru absolutely NEEDS to take a reading class this year. The amount of times he said “I didn’t read what you said” obliterated my braincells.

@jupiter9099

Dave Mathew's slow transformation from comment hero to insult-thirsty gollum was one of the most tragic elements of this story.

@Patthewwonis

Aramaru’s final comment is by far the funniest thing about the whole thread.

When Yoshi reaches out to him 10 months later and lists his opinion on all Paper Mario final boss themes, his response, true to his character, is simple:

“Idgaf about your opinion. The song is still shit.”

@dangaspar3242

Dave: Actual arguments


Aramaru 1837: Haha F word go boom boom.

@BorsalinoOPreal

It was deleted. Nice job preserving this very important piece of history.

@iwenttoohio5045

Mr hater isnt trapped with dave, Dave is trapped with mr Hater. 

-Penguinz0

@Lunar1314_

Thank god

@donayee7803

Plot twist: all of the accounts are lunars

@akatsuxen

Plottwist: Dave is Mr.Hater

@ThingSomeRandom

Let’s just agree that Dave had a chance to be the hero, but he actually ended up the worst character of them all.

@OnlyMichaelJackson

this is literally a sitcom 😭 its like all the most dramatic kids from the four corners of the internet, by fate, made it to the same comment chain. there are several character types, a plot, filler episodes and more. this is what i love about the internet

@GameyGaming

I’ve seen many people do this, so here’s my spin on our starring cast: 

The Victim
Lunar1314

The Antagonist
Aramaru 1837

The Enforcers
Brooklyn Green
Metal Mario
TheWaterMan
And Many More....

The Twist Villain
Dave Matthew (rlly good band btw)

The Villain’s Enforcer
Mr Hater

@None-em4bg

Damn they were teasing another season with the Yoshi705 after-credits scene... too bad it got cancelled.

@DDBVlad4483

It NEEDS to be made into a anime and a manga AND a move. Because it was so good to see finally something entertaining in awhile, like for real that was more entertaining then most of the stuff on the internet nowadays. Thank you for showing it again it was such a good time.

@skyebertron9984

thanks for this

@synapsewydd

Characters:
Lunar1314=an actual normal person
Aramaru 1837=triggered twitter stan
Dave matthews=that one redditor that is 50 years old
Mr. Hater=unemployed virgin on 4chan

@TheZohan907

Doing the lords work

@dmc1673

Dave and Mr Hater were like the pseudo intellectual versions of Lunar and Aramaru.

@JasonDevil06

Did Mr. Hater literally forget he called Dave "Moron #1" and Lunar Moron #3 for having an opinion as soon as he got in? It's embarrassing see him defend Aramaru dude. Like for real