@KajuTheRudeMonke

Dude went out with a disclaimer that this is a joke, then proceeds to spew out the absolute truth

@tranthien3932

Brodie: "I like these shirts"
Salesman: "Nice, which color?"
Brodie: "I like these shirts"

@Sosisoos

5/10 not enough Wheyland shilling

@DarthVader11912

I spent 3 days compiling firefox for it to open 0.00000000000000000000000000001s faster. Totally worth it.

@CentreMetre

5:35 thought he was gonna say 'Stop saying m'lady! we have nothing to do with women!'

@Vekstar

Slackware roast.

>wasn't even mentioned

Perfect

@greatgamegal

"But hey, at least you get snap."
I thought you were gonna be roasting, not throwing into the fire.

@BrentMalice

ive literally never had a "arch btw" but ive had 6-7 nixos btw's in the 4 months ive been here

@Drazil100

Accurate! But did you have to do Linux Mint users so dirty? I mean come on! I backed up grandma’s data before installing mint without telling her. I’d never delete her important data!

@Motavia0

The windows 7 part is no joke. It's true. I miss it. 😭

@guss77

Me: "WTF is MX Linux"
Also me: "why don't you go to distrowatch and check?"
Me: "sure, let's do this"
Also me: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

@Wampa842

Parrot/Kali: you unironically refer to yourself as a "hacker". You think that having famous big brand tools and materials can substitute real skills you lack. You make wise and mysterious faces and "hmmm" at the output of tracepath/tracert when a ping would've been enough.

@rafaelmorales1926

NixOS is the rust lang of linux distros

today I wanted to add lazygit to my nixvim config, and had to update my entire system, configuration and everything. It took me about 2 hours to figure everything out.

Totally worth it tho

@takudzwamvere3663

Endeavour OS user here, you told the absolute truth. I wanted something to train on before going full arch, then I stayed. No regrets

@Wurstbrot03

Makes sense that everyone ignores/overlooks OpenSuse since their Logo Mascot is a Chameleon 😉

@andersjjensen

A) Your seemingly infinite supply of psychedelic shirts make me question your sanity.
B) SLACKWARE IS NOT DEAD!.... And you can't roast us, because the "funny stereotype" is just plainly the truth, and we're not even ashamed of it.

@SrWorfwood

"Windows 7 is the last good version of Windows."
This felt like a personal attack.

@Anthropomorphic

Yeah, I think the key difference between Arch users and NixOS users is that Arch users aren't interested in what you're using, they just want you to know what they're using. NixOS users on the other hand want to win you over to their side.

@MrAlanCristhian

Debian:
You hate new features. And also you slowly move from stable to unstable until your machine brokes down.

@IrishFinalExit

Your roasting is spot on mate. As a mint user, I often fondle myself thinking about windows 7.