@The-Branch
"Want to be a member of the O5-Council?" [Page tearing] "Like that's ever going to happen!"
@hanro50
"I see the new recruits having a bright future ahead of them" -Doctor Bright probably 5 seconds before Doctor cliff hit him over the head with a gold club
@Juan_Rulz
Become the Owner.
@StevenkellyZhoung
The disappearances of our very own fellow council members(O5) vaporate my very interests in this SCP Foundation job………..
@ubaidtahir2742
I want to voluntier as a Containment engineer
@Hilmars236
Become a stone cold military badass got me😂😂
@propellerknight6334
Sign me up for researching how to destroy 682!
@mikolasgames9817
I want to be O5-Council member
@SgtSalamanderVT
Or get yourself some powerful anomalies abilities and turn your self in and offer to help the foundation, That's worked a few times 😂
@daftwulli6145
Fun fact not only can every day at work be your last, but there is even the possibility that every day could be your first day at work, and it will be one hell of a first day
@spoon548
Working for the SCP Foundation is the equivalent of going to school in America 💀
@Ultimatepair
In a different universe where SCP are the scientists
@BucketheadCorp4780
Instructions clear to me: be bad to be good
@hazardgaming4727
SCP foundation accepts volunteer d-class you don't need to commit murder
@Nameless...blank...
Perfect spot also. Meaning, their favorite scratching spot.
@slashref
"So, Do you have reason to kill all those men?" "i wanna be either considered an scp or a class-d"
@suyuanhu3946
Why nobody making SCP as a movie? It has lore longer than LoTR and Harry Potter combined 🤣
@yummyraisins5238
Watch someone do this💀
@Da_orange_boi
"Hi how are you" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "Okay your hired"
@Bananaboy902