Whom Released The Canines?

Whom released the canines? Whom, whom whom? Whom released the canines? Whom, whom whom? Whom released the canines? Whom, whom whom? Whom released the canines?

Thine celebration was excellent, the music was rhythmic,
All of the celebrants were owning a sphere,
I spoke to the men, begin the title summoning,
And thine women replied by pitying a canine,

Whom released the canines? Whom, whom whom? Whom released the canines? Whom, whom whom? Whom released the canines? Whom, whom whom? Whom released the canines?

I spy a small fishing vessel approaching the shore,
It travels at blistering speeds,
Begone Mark Ruffalo, Retrieve Han Solo,
Retreat, you are infested with parasites,

I will lie to myself about the extent of my fury,
In the direction of women associating to my friends as animal of the canine family,
I shall explain to them, "this is a portion of the celebration",
Thou shall fetch a woman and her partner who follows to the rear,

At this point, I heard a woman exclaim,

Whom released the canines? Whom, whom whom? Whom released the canines? Whom, whom whom? Whom released the canines? Whom, whom whom? Whom released the canines?